Steve E.’s Top Ten Winer Riding Don’t s

Top Ten Winter Riding Don’t s by Steve Evans

1. Don’t try and ski behind the bus.
2. Don’t use toast as a hand warmer.
3. Don’t use Jello to flat proof your tires.
4. Don’t use screws to make your own studded tires.
5. Don’t fill your water bottle with gravy.
6. Don’t use a very lazy cat as a scarf.
7. Don’t fear the reaper.
8. Don’t think about Napoleon’s retreat from moscow.
9. Don’t act like you are having too much fun, or everybody will want to do it.
10. Don’t ask yourself, “What the hell am I doing?”